ObamaCARE – Premiering Tonight on ABC

ABC has had so much success with its hit TV medical show Grey’s Anatomy set in Seattle Washington that the network is premiering a new show tonight at 7pm Pacific. ObamaCARE, a medical thriller set in Washington D.C. starring US President Barack Obama as “The Doctor in Chief.”

ObamaCARE is poised to be a ratings boon for ABC, it’s on primetime and takes place in the White House…the real one. Grey’s Anatomy fans are worried that the new D.C. based show will be too wrapped up in partisan politics, and may not have as much sexual excitement as the original Seattle surgery show, but ABC has both counts covered.

ABC has rejected any kind of disagreeing viewpoints—Republicans and conservatives were even barred from buying commercials during the show—making its new primetime show perfectly one-sided, and free of beltway bickering—so no, you won’t have to worry about any stuffy Republicans taking up Dr. O’s camera time. For the sex, ObamaCARE’s leading man already insinuated that he’s been sleeping with NBCs Brian Williams. “It wasn’t easy coming up with fresh material for this dinner. A few nights ago, I was up tossing and turning trying to figure out exactly what to say. Finally, when I couldn’t get back to sleep I rolled over and asked Brian Williams what he thought,” the president said at the Radio & TV Correspondents Dinner last week. If NBC has a guy in bed with the president, I’m sure a few ABC correspondents will get to play doctor in the West Wing.

On tonight’s premier the president will be laying out his plan to buy our bodies. What’s up with private health care any way? It’s not like us bible-clinging, gun-toting ruffians know what’s best for ourselves and for our children. Heck, if we can’t manage our own companies, money, or houses, why not just let Dr. O stick his finger in our butts to check for polips?

To get a little more serious, maybe it’s because he just has no clue what he’s doing. I’m not saying a proctology exam by the president wouldn’t send a thrill up my leg, just that a real doctor knows what he’s looking for, the president and Washington bureaucrats would just get their jollies take my cash and move along. Not really what I’m looking for in medical care.

As you watch ObamaCARE tonight, and I’m sure you will (it’s on ABC at 7pm PST), ask yourself one simple question: Who can make better decisions about your medical care, the president and his D.C. stooges or, you and your doctor?

Join in the debate on Twitter using the hashtag #handsoff (my healthcare) or #obamercial. If you’re a College Republican use the #CRNC tag and enter to win a $25 iTunes gift certificate by submitting “the most insightful tweet” about Obama’s socialized health care extravaganza.

The CRNC will be protesting the ObamaCARE premier tonight at the White House, even though their request for a permit was denied (I guess there’s no dissent allowed at all, even off screen). For live updates and pictures from the CRNC ObamaCare protest follow #CRNC on Twitter.