The Obama campaign recently released the interactive story of “Julia” on their campaign website. The description reads, “Take a look at how President Obama’s policies help one woman over her lifetime—and how Mitt Romney would change her story.” The story takes us through the life of “Julia” from ages 3 to 67, and demonstrates how big government makes her life more enjoyable and overall better. It also exposes the mean things Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan are trying to do – like giving “tax breaks to millionaires,” repealing Obamacare, preventing women from having equal pay, forcing women to pay for their own birth control, and of course and cutting funding for public schools. The horrors!
Yes, that evil conniving Mitt Romney, the mormon, out for nothing but money. Nevermind the fact that mormons are probably the nicest, hardest working, most respectful, best looking, and most freakishly genuine people on the face of the planet, despite whatever weird religious quirks they have. But we are merely peasants and aren’t capable of understanding what the state knows. After all, Uncle Joe knows best.
This campaign propaganda is so over the top and filled with errors that I have chosen to volunteer my time to write an alternative version of Julia’s life with things the Obama campaign left out.
Alternative version of Julia’s life:
Age 3 under President Obama: Julia goes to a terrible public school because taxes and regulations are so high that her parents can’t afford to live in a nicer area or send Julia to a private school. Julia’s mother has been struggling to support the family since her father was laid off due to over-the-top regulations at the private sector energy company he worked at. What’s more, Julia’s parents are concerned because the private sector company Julia’s mother works for may not be able to guarantee health coverage and there’s a good chance Julia’s mother will be laid off in the near future as well.
Age 17 under President Obama: Despite all the odds, Julia succeeds due to her stable home environment and her parents efforts to instill an appreciation for hard work. Julia works her way through a crappy public school system and spent most of her high school career volunteering for those less fortunate than her through her church group. Julia’s hard work pays off when she is accepted to Yale.
Age 18 under President Obama: Because Julia’s parent’s aren’t in a position for pay $200,000 for a degree, Julia is forced to take out enormous loans, like millions of other students her age. Due to poorly thought out programs like the Pell Grants, tuition has continued to skyrocket at prestigious universities. Unfortunately, President Obama’s failure to incentivize universities to drop their tuition prices has ended up costing Julia and her family money, not the “millionaires” he claimed were paying their “fair share.” Julia is forced to depend on the nanny state – just as President Obama wanted.
Age 22 under President Obama: During college, Julia is breaks her collar bone in an intramural soccer match. As it is a very severe break, she will need surgery and fortunately is covered by her parents insurance. However, the wait is so long to see a qualified surgeon that her collarbone heals the wrong way, leaving her in chronic pain for the rest of her life.
Age 23 under President Obama: Julia survives her injuries despite her chronic pain and graduates with honors from Yale. She then starts a job search but after 8 months is still unsuccessful because no companies can afford to hire a journalist, despite her skills and internships. Julia is forced to return to her parents home and live in their basement.
Age 25 under President Obama: Julia has finally found a job while living in her parents basement. She now bartends at the local pub. Unfortunately, it’s not enough to make payments on her loans. Julia’s credit is completely destroyed as she continually misses payments. She and thousands of others are in the same boat.
Age 27 under President Obama: Julia is still working at the bar and occasionally writes for her online blog. Although she is receiving welfare checks, she has become increasingly depressed due to her terrible financial situation and her psychiatrist, paid for by Obamacare, loads her up with anti-depressants. Julia reacts to her misfortunes by drinking heavily and sleeping around. Fortunately for Julia, she doesn’t have to worry about getting pregnant because birth control is free.
Age 31 under President Obama: Oops. Even with birth control accidents sometimes happen. Julia winds up pregnant. Julia opts to have an abortion even though she can’t afford it herself. Fortunately, the government has given so much aid to Planned Parenthood they can help her out so she can focus on her “career.”
Age 37 under President Obama: Oops again! Mistakes from poorly trained doctors result in terrible complications from the abortion. Julia is hospitalized for months as she fights an infection that could have been avoided with better quality medical care.
Age 42 under President Obama: Julia is still dependent on welfare, living in her parents basement, and has lost any motivation she had to establish a successful career for herself. After all, why should she when everything she needs is taken care of by the state? By this age, Julia has defaulted on her student loans and files for bankruptcy. Julia is still unable to get a job because most companies in her area can’t fire anyone because they no longer pay based on merit thanks to the unions. Non-union jobs also aren’t available because of the outrageous minimum wage, even the bar can’t afford to hire her. Small businesses can’t hire Julia because of the taxes and regulations imposed on anyone who wants to start a business in the state.
Age 65 under President Obama: Julia’s parents pass away and she receives a small inheritance from their efforts to scrimp and save. She also receives the home they already have two mortgages on. Unfortunately, the death tax (estate tax) is so high she really doesn’t prosper that much and cannot make the mortgage payments. Julia faces foreclosure on her parents home. But don’t worry! Julia is impoverished and qualifies for government subsidized housing now! She also gets to start using Medicare!
Age 67 under President Obama: Julia cashes in her little social security from when she was a bartender. Unfortunately, the social security program is bankrupt by the time Julia is 67 and she gets nothing but a pink slip. Not long after that, Julia suffers from a form of skin cancer that could have been avoided earlier but incompetent doctors failed to notice it. Julia dies.
Poor Julia. When Patrick Henry stated, “Give me liberty or give me death,” I doubt he ever imagined Obamacare.
…Okay, so it’s a bit dramatic, but you get the point. The Obama campaign’s efforts in this ridiculous interactive web page imply that Obama’s policies = good, while Mitt Romney’s (and shoot throw Paul Ryan in there too) = evil. They completely ignore the realistic implications (especially financial) of healthcare overhaul and a cradle to grave government. This effort by the campaign is just another indication that Barack Obama lacks fundamental understanding of what makes America great. Individual liberty.

